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Mon May 06, 2024
	When planning your next European vacation, be sure to be careful when visiting the dangerous country of...checks notes... Belgium? source: thrillist.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Daily Fail)	Photoshop this Texas rescue source: i3.wp.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Florida Man disguises himself as a blonde woman with wig and sunglasses to avoid arrest, fails spectacularly. (Picture goodness) source: odditycentral.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Bibi: Yeah, no, we don't accept this ceasefire, because reasons, and so let the bombs fall over Rafah source: timesofisrael.com \| share: Copy Link	179
	Planters nuts recalled because they may contain nuts. Also, possibly listeria source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
(Some BBQ Guy)	Caption this happy time at the barbecue source: images.prismic.io \| share: Copy Link	45
	House that never fell on wicked witch offered for sale source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Our ancestors lived a lot longer than you think. Tl;dr high infant mortality wreaks havoc on lifespan averages source: cracked.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Mother Nature puts a bullseye on parts of Oklahoma and Kansas. Highest level tornado threat for today. Stay alert and be safe source: wunderground.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	Badger badger badger rail slide, hand plant, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger nose pick, Smith grind source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24
	Dashcam shows tornado obliterate Nebraska building. In about 10 seconds it is completely gone. No cows were harmed in the making of this film source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	147
	Photoshop these tempting tamales source: tasteofhome.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Texas floods causing devastation in Houston area. Stevie Ray Vaughn unavailable for comment source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	University of Mississippi fraternittitty expels guy for making monkey noises at a black protestor. Giggiggity source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	132
	The new cure-all for hangovers: the IV drip. Scrubs did it source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	Day 803 of WW3: Ukraine, hearts strong, though skies filled with rain, Fight for freedom, their sunflower plain. Tanks may ignite, But spirits takes flight, A beacon of hope, not a nation in pain. This is your Monday Ukraine War Thread source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	170
	Thank you, Dupage County Forest Preserve, for teaching us about cicadas using a bunch of adults dressed as cicadas source: abc7chicago.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	I guess Gen Z copes through...lipgloss? source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Winner source: vancouversun.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Godwin steps down at ABC News. You did nazi this coming source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	The gun jammed, thank God source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	There's a fentanyl crisis in the man cave source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Good news, everybody. Goldman Sachs bankers in the UK are no longer subject to any limits at all on the bonuses they receive each year. So, you know, if you'd been helping any of them out through GoFundMe or anything like that, you can probably stop source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	This is not the face of a man you turn your back on, much less share your home with source: actionnewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	47
(Sub Guy)	South Australian submarine workers are on strike. I think they're in over their heads here, could sink the whole project source: aumanufacturing.com.au \| share: Copy Link	23
	Georgia police have arrested six squatters who took residence in a half a million dollar home in December. Fark: Not for squatting but because they stole a neighbor's car source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34

Sun May 05, 2024
	Not butt stuff. But also butt stuff source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Meet Khaya Njumbe of Gary, Indiana. At 15 years old, he is set to be the youngest college graduate in the history of the State of Indiana source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Waves of Gray 5K founded to raise awareness about: A) senior citizens clogging self-checkout kiosks, passing lanes; B) high real estate turnover at The Villages; or C) brain cancer source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	Try to get it in the bowl source: onemileatatime.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	The couple allegedly walked into a museum and stole a $120M de Kooning using a deceptive method: A woman distracted museum staff with questions while a man in a fake moustache lifted the painting off the wall, put it under his coat and walked out source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Renderings of new container ship target in Patapsco River in Baltimore source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Photoshop this lonely sentinel source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Remember the 2022 UK scandal around contamination with raw sewage at British beaches? It will not be that bad this year...it will be worse source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Missile silo offers teen a deep dive into history, literally source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Jesus Christ source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	73
	Person at OSU commencement graduates from life after falling out of the stadium source: dispatch.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Vehicle crashes into White House gate, killing driver; Secret Service says 'no threat'. Well, yeah, with that whole dead thing and all source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Texas town with a population of 23K and 4400 students rejects bond proposal for $100 million high school stadium. Really? source: dallasnews.com \| share: Copy Link	152
	Photoshop this most excellent chilling out space source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	We're #1 source: yourtango.com \| share: Copy Link	175
	Man who took the most viewed photo ever says he always carries a camera in case he sees a squirrel with gigantic balls source: her.ie \| share: Copy Link	66
	♫ ♪ How high's the water, Mama? /. Five feet high and risin' / How high's the water, Papa? / She said it's five feet high and risin' ♪ ♫ source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Restaurant promos, inventions, discoveries, and geography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 25-May 1 Food Origins Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Be careful who you pick when playing Mario Kart source: dailybreeze.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	One or two tow trucks sure, but this? source: nbcbayarea.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	Finally, the perfect house for the "off the grid" types who want to get way, way, way away from it all source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	141
	Photoshop this series of arches source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	CSB Sunday Morning: That time you were mistaken for someone famous source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	155
	Day 802 of WW3: Ukraine downs a russian Su-25, and, in a move best described as "pathetic", putin - who has a warrant for his arrest issued by the International Criminal Court - puts Zelenskiy on a wanted list. This is your Sunday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	401

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