The Hyperbolic Number of Choice: 47
here’s why
Can’t be done.
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is a phrase created because the very thought of attempting that is absurd. It can’t be done. A hundred years ago we knew that. Now we use it to shame people asking for help.
Ahh, ‘the progress of the mighty human intellect’ indeed. Welcome to the Dork Ages
The Latchkey Kitchen: Field Guide to Unsupervised Tween Cuisine is slowly coming into existence! https://latchkeykitchen.com
Ten whole legible ((rough)) pages are available for perusal on my patreon: ZeaTheFirst https://www.patreon.com/ZeatheFirst
Instagram + Twitter: latchkeykitchen
Happy Valentine’s Everybody. Today marks 30 years since my first period. 30. Years.
I am marking the occasion by sharing the grossest and funniest memory I have of the journey.
xo <3
Bloody Knuckles
a piece I made in 2019 that just got spanky new music composed for it by Brendan Burns.
NYT Drawing Bee
A fifteen week drawing series featuring the groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.
This final week: Abandon, Handbook
NYT Drawing Bee
a fifteen week drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee
This week: Tanned, Aunt, Dated, Daunted, Undead, Uneaten, Naan
NYT Drawing Bee
A weekly drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.
This week: Nautical, Lunatic, Tactical, Cattail, Taunt
NYT Drawing Bee
a weekly drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily NEw York Times Spelling Bee game.
This week: Iron, Rotini, Nonfiction, Corn, Font, Fiction
NYT Drawing Bee
A weekly drawing series featuring the words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.
This week: Tailor, Girl, Agitator, Alligator, Trill
Halloween Coloring Page for your trick-or-treaters!!
Free hi rez download for patrons: http://patreon.com/ZeatheFirst
print out - roll up - and hand out to trick-or-treaters
they’re putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there’s even talk of taking me outside
Ιγω
nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old...
Humphrey Bogart’s lifts he wore during his scenes with Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca, 1942.
Bogart was 5’8” (173cm) and Ingrid...