January 23, 2024

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The Hyperbolic Number of Choice: 47

here’s why

September 22, 2023
None For Me Thanks

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July 24, 2023

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👵🏻 iiiii remember when ‘pegging’ was something you did to the bottom of your JEANS👵🏻

September 21, 2022
Can’t be done.
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is a phrase created because the very thought of attempting that is absurd. It can’t be done. A hundred years ago we knew that. Now we use it to shame people asking for help.
Ahh, ‘the progress of...

Can’t be done.

“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is a phrase created because the very thought of attempting that is absurd. It can’t be done. A hundred years ago we knew that. Now we use it to shame people asking for help.

Ahh, ‘the progress of the mighty human intellect’ indeed. Welcome to the Dork Ages

April 30, 2022

The Latchkey Kitchen: Field Guide to Unsupervised Tween Cuisine is slowly coming into existence! https://latchkeykitchen.com

Ten whole legible ((rough)) pages are available for perusal on my patreon: ZeaTheFirst https://www.patreon.com/ZeatheFirst

Instagram + Twitter: latchkeykitchen

February 14, 2022
Happy Valentine’s Everybody. Today marks 30 years since my first period. 30. Years.
I am marking the occasion by sharing the grossest and funniest memory I have of the journey.
xo

Happy Valentine’s Everybody. Today marks 30 years since my first period. 30. Years.

I am marking the occasion by sharing the grossest and funniest memory I have of the journey.

xo <3

January 25, 2022

Bedtime Drawing

9:45am
Filed under: ballpoint canary yellow 
January 14, 2022

Bloody Knuckles

a piece I made in 2019 that just got spanky new music composed for it by Brendan Burns.

8:01am
Filed under: knickles bloody knuckles 
November 26, 2021
TUPPER WAR

TUPPER WAR

November 22, 2021

NYT Drawing Bee

A fifteen week drawing series featuring the groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.

This final week: Abandon, Handbook

November 15, 2021

NYT Drawing Bee

a fifteen week drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee

This week: Tanned, Aunt, Dated, Daunted, Undead, Uneaten, Naan

November 8, 2021

NYT Drawing Bee

A weekly drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.

This week: Nautical, Lunatic, Tactical, Cattail, Taunt

November 1, 2021

NYT Drawing Bee

a weekly drawing series featuring groups of words found in the daily NEw York Times Spelling Bee game.

This week: Iron, Rotini, Nonfiction, Corn, Font, Fiction

October 25, 2021

NYT Drawing Bee

A weekly drawing series featuring the words found in the daily New York Times Spelling Bee game.

This week: Tailor, Girl, Agitator, Alligator, Trill

October 23, 2021

Halloween Coloring Page for your trick-or-treaters!!

Free hi rez download for patrons: http://patreon.com/ZeatheFirst

print out - roll up - and hand out to trick-or-treaters

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